HolyCheeses and Mary… the spreadsheet, the bullshit bingo and the aftermath. Part deux

[HolyCheeses]

Was asked to start a thread.

started a thread.

Is he losing the house in the meantime? Or he can afford it, just smoke and mirrors for your potential huge contribution

So pleased you are enjoying your peace.
Says everything.

Excellent. What a Master manipulator. Happy you didn't fall for it. Maybe you can do your own slideshow of his Excel sheet calculations with a mug in the background. What a twat!

😂

I said it be more, I will say it again .
He has out-arseholed himself.

How could that slide deck not have convinced you to go back to him and fund his lifestyle.

Excel and PowerPoint have not melted your stony heart, OP. What would do it, a nicely compiled database, perhaps?

I wonder what he will try next!

I can't wait for the Word doc..

Are you expected to respond?

Because I am not sure I would know how to!

“erm yeah it’s still a no” being the heartless user you are @HolyCheeses 😀

Illustrative don’t you think
He clearly can’t understand your audacity to walk away
You feel unburdened

This has to be my favourite MN thread of all time - sorry OP! So happy that you found peace whilst he’s still deciding which Microsoft product to try next. Have a lovely summer and rest of your life.

@HolyCheeses Sounds as if he is in his self-pity era and wants you to know all his feelings.

The hypocrisy of him accusing you of "using him" set against what he expected you to pay for at his house.

Keep enjoying your peace 🌞

<applauds>

bloody good for you, @HolyCheeses

Sounds like he still wants your bank account ... not you ... and he's enraged you're not falling for it

A slideshow with music? Good grief, what on earth is going on in that man’s brain?

Next, he is selling the house and with the proceeds makes a Holl😆ywood movie based on his dreams to live happily after with the bride who ran away and publicly declaring his feelings

Now steady on.

If this was typical of "men in this country" the women of Mumsnet wouldn't be so incredulous about him, would we?!

He hasn’t given hits pretty desperate

I’ve had a photo album with a written paragraph which says (I’m paraphrasing) you were and always will be my prized possession-WTF

i truly think he’s assuming this is going to convince me to U turn.

I’ve had cards through the post as well as a 10 page letter

this following an angry text message saying I was disrespectful and he’d ‘not waste anymore time’

ive remained completely silent - no response at all

like others have said - dodged bullet

life remains incredibly peaceful.

@HolyCheeses just wow!!
‘Most prized POSSESSION’ !!!!
Wordless….but dodged a machine gunful of bullets.

Is the letter handwritten or typed? I'd ignore it either way
If it's hand written though it makes it a little sweeter that if you ignore it and he asks about it, you can say 'what letter, I don't remember seeing one' and he'll have a choice to try and write it all back up again or not 😂 could be interesting to see the difference between letter a and letter b

I know - imagine being the person that leads with that statement. Bizarre. He did a fairly decent job of convincing me he was quite normal for a while.

One was handwritten

Well done for dodging that bullet, but please be careful. Someone who still views you as a "prized possession" could be ruthlessly vengeful about having their favourite toy taken away.

Yes and mil threads are famous for this

😆😆😆 love this.
Especially if the 10 page letter was the handwitten one.

This is still going on?!!

I had imagined you living in peace.

And him standing outside his mansion looking up at it everyday and wondering, 'How do i find the next person to con? My bills, mummy & daddy needs their bank accounts them.'

‘Prized possession’! Don’t know whether to laugh or vomit by this. Is it possible to do both at once?