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Would YOU vote for Count Binface?

120 replies

Cheeseandolivesplease · Yesterday 19:11

If I lived in Clacton I absolutely would! 😀

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Indaloo · Yesterday 19:13

Omg please Clacton and bin face!!! DO IT DO IT!!!

Cheeseandolivesplease · Yesterday 19:15

@Indaloo Can you imagine PMQs?!! 😆 #epic!

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EineReiseDurchDieZeit · Yesterday 19:18

In this scenario? I’d be first in line!

icepopsincoming · Yesterday 19:18

In a flash.

Darragon · Yesterday 19:19

The other option can get in the bin. Binface said he'll do his best as an MP if he gets in.
(Edited as I totally misremembered something)

GreenSmithing · Yesterday 19:20

In this case, I genuinely believe he would do better for his constituents than the incumbent, so yes.

CheesusBeesus · Yesterday 19:20

Definitely. If we had a similar candidate where I live I’d have voted for them as nobody seems any good.

MorphandMindy · Yesterday 19:21

“At least one affordable house” is better than Nigel managed.

Janefx40 · Yesterday 19:21

Remember Boaty Mcboatface? Knowing the British sense of humour I reckon he’s in with a chance!

HobgoblinNorFoulFiend · Yesterday 19:22

Against Farage I’d probably vote for Mr Blobby

TheChosenTwo · Yesterday 19:22

If I lived in Clacton I absolutely would.

Quizzled · Yesterday 19:23

Please, people of Clacton, vote Bin!

Loubissou · Yesterday 19:25

Faced with the other choice, it is a no brainer.

Cheeseandolivesplease · Yesterday 19:25

Anybody in Clacton here?!! What say you? 😀

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dylexicdementor11 · Yesterday 19:34

I’m tempted to help canvas for Mr bin face!

Toohotforwork · Yesterday 19:36

I made this for another thread as Count Binface was on the radio saying voting for him would save £350k in a second bi election.

My only worry is that if he is elected as a "joke" candidate it might backfire when is more serious than the clowns currently in parliament.

Would YOU vote for Count Binface?
Bulbsbulbsbulbs · Yesterday 19:37

He's a friend of a friend and actually a really nice bloke. My mate reckons he'd be a good MP if he got in.

Error404FucksNotFound · Yesterday 19:38

If farage was the only other choice?
Hell yes.

danglethedingle · Yesterday 19:40

I think he is a good option as a protest 'none of the above' vote. But would he be happy to actually become an MP if enough people in Clacton thought the same?

Edited to add would he have to wear his bin head in parliament? He could have a ceremonious de-binning if he ever lost his seat.

tarheelbaby · Yesterday 19:43

If Count Binface will actually stand up and do the job, surely that's a win against Reform and a way to obstruct NF who is nothing but a stirrer. (I'm baffled why anyone votes for him or a 'party' he leads.)
And the big parties reckon there'll be a proper vote after Nigel's campaign funds have been fully investigated. So why not have Count Binface for a little while.

Toohotforwork · Yesterday 19:44

tarheelbaby · Yesterday 19:43

If Count Binface will actually stand up and do the job, surely that's a win against Reform and a way to obstruct NF who is nothing but a stirrer. (I'm baffled why anyone votes for him or a 'party' he leads.)
And the big parties reckon there'll be a proper vote after Nigel's campaign funds have been fully investigated. So why not have Count Binface for a little while.

If Binface gets in there will be no second vote - that the point of the 350,000 saving on my bus picture above.. He will be there until at least the general election.

hyggetyggedotorg · Yesterday 19:48

Yes absolutely! I’m sure he’s got a much better grip on the needs of his constituents than many MPs.

Plus it would be hilarious.

Uricon2 · Yesterday 19:49

Jon Harvey (Count Binface) is a comedian, actor and writer who has worked on HIGNFY and The Thick of It. He's said that if he won he'd move to Clacton and do his best for them.

What has NF done in the last 2+years?

Vote Binface!

kaylot · Yesterday 19:50

I hope people dont! The people of Clacton deserve better than a joke vote

Cheeseandolivesplease · Yesterday 19:52

@kaylot But he's up against Farage so...! 😆 😂 😆

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