Utility Warehouse recruitment post

[WorldCupWillie]

Posted by a team leader for Utility Warehouse

Proud to be apart of this company
I've got space to mentor a hand full of new recruits
When your apart of the team the magic happens

Christ.

Oh dear.😂

Another fine reason for not using them.

Precisely!

Not good advertising for their organisation.

I've never heard of them but probably their target market will think it's normal.

I used to write that kind of stuff for businesses. That was back when they would hire an editor.

UW isn't a company, as such. I think they're all self employed - to be honest I've always thought of it as a pyramid/MLM scheme.

Proud to be a part of this pyramid scheme.
I’ve got space to gaslight a handful of new victims.
When you’re part of the cult magical thinking happens.

Have I missed anything?