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Errr.....Panman..........

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 13:27

Where's my cushion?

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Firepan · 05/09/2006 20:51

Well guests, I am sure you will like it in the new men's room, though there does seem to be a shortage of ..umm..men.

I shall be in the kitchens organising staff, so help yourselves to cushions and grapes, and I will be back shortly.

Rhubarb · 05/09/2006 20:51

I'm quite straight atm thankyouverymuch! How is her mad lezzerness these days? Don't seem to have much time these days, dh forever grumping when I come on the net, still, he'll get used to it!

AllieDelOllio · 05/09/2006 20:53

I am also enjoying a v straight life of late. Tell him to stop harping on. How is your job?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 20:53

Thank you Pan, you are a fabulous host....(after Allies comments, I am hoping you have more on offer than grapes.....)

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AllieDelOllio · 05/09/2006 20:54

what's wrong with my anal grapes V?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 20:55

I find them indigestable Allie......

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Rhubarb · 05/09/2006 20:56

DaddyCool only has shrivelled raisins and he is a self confessed vomit muncher so we need a bit of rough and some good juicy plums round here if you ask me!

Job's ok thanks, a bit charidee like, all raising money and shit like that, weirdy volunteers who do stuff for nowt, but it's alreet, fairly interesting.

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 21:11

Bit of rough???

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Firepan · 05/09/2006 21:25

"trade", dahling, rough trade.

So difficult to mantain a certain ambience.

hunkermunker · 05/09/2006 21:31

Hello. May I have a cushion too, please? I'm allergic to various fruits though, so if I could just have some iced gems?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 21:32

Indeed.

So, refreshments, Mr Pan....?

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Firepan · 05/09/2006 21:38

Hunker!! Salve!

Well, chef has prepared oysters in a special white wine from the Albani hills, there is a tri-colour salad, some cacciatora chicken from Umbria, and a whiskey-cream-strawberry desert with Amaretti biscuits cruched over it. Molto bene!!

You like??

Firepan · 05/09/2006 21:40

Hunker we have iced gems too!

They will be served slightly chilled. Chef is a sensitive perfectionist, and we love him for it!

hunkermunker · 05/09/2006 21:40

Can I have party rings instead of oysters, please (oysters a bit...snot-reminiscent for me - it's a texture thing, dontcha know )

The rest sounds lovely.

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 21:40

Sounds exquisite....

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Firepan · 05/09/2006 21:41

Yes of course.......would you like a bib, perhaps?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 21:43

PMSL!

Are you offering drinks Pan?

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Firepan · 05/09/2006 21:45

Drinks cabinet is always open in the men's room, amore.

Simply nod to staff, ask for your hearts desire, and it will be brought to you, subito!!

hunkermunker · 05/09/2006 21:47

A bib? No thank you, I'm far too dainty to need a bib.

Firepan · 05/09/2006 21:48

Prego, hunker. Bon apetito!

I need to see to one or two things. Ciao, un momento.

Pan1 · 05/09/2006 22:18

I hope we are all replete?

There is a fleet of Alphas awaiting to take you to your doors.

It has been a wonderful evening, and thank you for coming to our modest venue.

Andiamo...X

hunkermunker · 05/09/2006 22:19

Fankooforhavingusitwaslovelyandihadalovelytimefankoo.

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2006 22:41

LOL! you are a competent host pan, thank you.

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