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AIBU to not be able to think of many bigger dropped bollocks?

24 replies

Dribblo · Yesterday 18:53

Nigel Farage’s by-election move has got me thinking - has there ever been a bigger dropped bollock? What seemed like a great idea at the time which totally backfired? Have you experienced one yourself?

Teresa May’s general election was a misfire, but not on this scale.

Maybe only Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor agreeing to be interviewed tops it in the dropped bollock stakes.

OP posts:
didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 18:54

You must be aware of Nigel's other gift - Brexit?

TheScreensNurseTheScreens · Yesterday 18:55

Glorious, isn't it?

TheScreensNurseTheScreens · Yesterday 18:56

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 18:54

You must be aware of Nigel's other gift - Brexit?

Yes, but that fucked up other people, not him.
I took OP to mean something that only screwed up the perp'.

VoteForCountBinface · Yesterday 18:57

Teresa May’s general election was a misfire, but not on this scale. It would have been doomed anyway. The media didn't like her. I like her.

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 18:57

TheScreensNurseTheScreens · Yesterday 18:56

Yes, but that fucked up other people, not him.
I took OP to mean something that only screwed up the perp'.

There was a big referendum. We all voted.

justintimeforxmas · Yesterday 18:58

We can only hope so. I will laugh so much if he doesn’t get back in again.

VoteForCountBinface · Yesterday 19:02

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 18:57

There was a big referendum. We all voted.

We didn't all vote, which is probably why we got the Leave result.
I voted.

Dribblo · Yesterday 19:04

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 18:54

You must be aware of Nigel's other gift - Brexit?

Did Brexit seem like a good idea at the time? 🤣

But yes, I meant the impact on the individual, rather than a wider political mistake

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PeakSheep · Yesterday 19:07

Hoping for a BinFace Landslide 😄

VoteForCountBinface · Yesterday 23:11

Dribblo · Yesterday 19:04

Did Brexit seem like a good idea at the time? 🤣

But yes, I meant the impact on the individual, rather than a wider political mistake

It must have done. I could see reasons to leave or remain but I didn't believe the lies.

The blame for the referendum rests with the PM at the time.

Quashsquash · Yesterday 23:25

I'm just truly hoping that the nation that gave us Boaty McBoatface will send Count Binface to the House of Commons. Do the UK proud, people of Clacton.

fannysyraunt · Yesterday 23:35

Surely Gerald Ratner is the og bollock-dropper.

court18 · Yesterday 23:36

Liz & Kwasi’s mega pro growth budget!

GoneWithTHeWindJammers · Yesterday 23:52

Bin Face is now 7/2 with some bookies. He has a realistic chance.

ChocolateApples · Yesterday 23:54

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 18:54

You must be aware of Nigel's other gift - Brexit?

He seems to be doing all right out of it. Shame about the rest of us.

May's election was fun at the time but meant she struggled to do anything effectively and thus gifted us Johnson.

crackofdoom · Yesterday 23:57

didntlikeanyofthesuggestions · Yesterday 18:54

You must be aware of Nigel's other gift - Brexit?

David Cameron was surely the bollock- dropper in that instance?

ZenNudist · Today 00:02

I think Theresa May's GE was a huge dropped bollock but then again so was Brexit.

Sadly I think Nige is getting in again. Binface has better policies.

wheresthesnowgone · Today 00:06

justintimeforxmas · Yesterday 18:58

We can only hope so. I will laugh so much if he doesn’t get back in again.

I wonder whether he will drop out of the by election race now he's realised his little game has backfired and put another reform candidate in his place. In which case the other parties may well pile in as well.

VoteForCountBinface · Today 00:07

ZenNudist · Today 00:02

I think Theresa May's GE was a huge dropped bollock but then again so was Brexit.

Sadly I think Nige is getting in again. Binface has better policies.

I think Theresa May's GE was a huge dropped bollock but then again so was Brexit.

I disagree. TM's GE was a mistake, Brexit was a catastrophe.

BitOutOfPractice · Today 00:13

I’m Binface all the way!

I was going to make an allusion to the bollock dropping Ramsay McDonald forming a cross-party National Government in 1931. But that doesn’t seem to be in the spirit of the jollity of the thread. Which, I’m glad to say, is about laughing at Farage.

Anarchy99 · Today 00:15

Except he will spin this as ‘the establishment’ being scared to put anyone up against him. Certain sorts of his supporters will believe every word

TheScreensNurseTheScreens · Today 00:19

Anarchy99 · Today 00:15

Except he will spin this as ‘the establishment’ being scared to put anyone up against him. Certain sorts of his supporters will believe every word

You’re behind the curve I’m afraid. He’s now claiming BinFace is the establishment! A lefty BBC put up, no less.
And he wants to know who’s funding him. It’s beautiful.
I’m lovin’ it.

Anarchy99 · Today 00:22

TheScreensNurseTheScreens · Today 00:19

You’re behind the curve I’m afraid. He’s now claiming BinFace is the establishment! A lefty BBC put up, no less.
And he wants to know who’s funding him. It’s beautiful.
I’m lovin’ it.

Ah sorry I wasn’t up to date!

That has cheered me up no end 🤣🤣🤣

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